Só Paraibano Entende

Estu dia, fui falá cu dotô delegado dum causo que s'assucedeu pur essas banda. Era um cabra que vivia à fiúza dur minino, obrigando ur tadim a tocá e fazê presepada na feira e, o qui apurava só ficava pra ele. Ur bixim usava umas calça tão folé qui só sigurava cum imbira e quasi dava nó na tripa purquê elis num tinha nem uma guiné pra inchê o bucho. Mas o delegado engabelou e não fez nada. Ele merecia era um tabefe no pau da venta pru módi ele s'ajeitá. Só qui, paruano, vem um delegado novo e, se ele fô caceteiro, num instante ele arresolve isso, qu'é pra mar nunca o sujeito judiá dur minino.

On the telephone

Imagine se este diálogo aparecesse em um filme ou seriado, como seria dublado ou legendado?

SPEKE: Are you there? Are you there?

WATT: No, I’m here.

SPEKE: What’s your name?                                                                                    

WATT: Watt.

SPEKE: Can’t you hear? What’s your name?

WATT: Watt’s my name.

SPEKE: Yes, what’s your name?

WATT: My name’s Watt.

SPEKE: I’m asking you.

WATT: I’m called Watt.

SPEKE: I don’t know.

WATT: I am Mr. Tom Watt.

SPEKE: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t understand.

WATT: Who are you?

SPEKE: Speke.

WATT: I’m speaking. What’s your name?

SPEKE: No, it isn’t. My name’s Speke. I want to speak to Day.

WATT: You can speak today. I can hear you.

SPEKE: I don’t want you to hear me. I want to speak to Day.

WATT: At what time?

SPEKE: Now! I want to speak to Day. To Day! To Day!

WATT: It’s today now, Speke. Speak, Speke.

SPEKE: But I want to speak to Mr. Henry Day now.

WATT: Oh, I’m sorry. You can’t speak to Day today. He doesn’t want to speak to Speke today. He told me so.